{"id":56,"date":"2014-01-05T18:14:16","date_gmt":"2014-01-05T08:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/?p=56"},"modified":"2014-01-05T18:14:16","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T08:14:16","slug":"hold-still-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/2014\/01\/hold-still-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Hold still, dad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2013-12-15-10.38.32.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-57\" alt=\"Mushroom &amp; Button - Hold still, dad!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2013-12-15-10.38.32-1024x768.png\" width=\"565\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2013-12-15-10.38.32-1024x768.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2013-12-15-10.38.32-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2013-12-15-10.38.32.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mushroom must carefully check his measurements before ordering clothes online. Once, he had to spend months widening a pair of shoes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Mushroom must carefully check his measurements before ordering clothes online. Once, he had to spend months widening a pair of shoes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hello-chaps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.petersahui.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}